5 THINGS YOU NEED TO STOP DOING. IF YOU ARE DOING THESE THINGS YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD WORSE...NOT BETTER.

5.  MAKING THE OBVIOUS JOKE
You meet somebody and their name is...oh I don't know let's say Thomas Cruz.  So you make a Tom Cruise joke.  Or you meet this guy...

An obvious joke comes to your mind and you think it's funny.  It's not.  At least not to the person you are talking to.  They have heard it too many times.  Don't make the obvious joke.  You are not being original. Laugh on the inside if need be.  Cause sometimes you have to.

4.  WRITING CHECKS AT THE GROCERY STORE
We are in the 21st Century.  The 21st!  Get a debit card.  It's as simple as that.  And guess what...that person behind the counter isn't your friend and you don't need to spend time talking to them about your life unless you live in the pacific northwest and they actually are one of your best friends which is FINE but if you want to chat it up wait till others have passed through the line.  We've got really important...you know THINGS to do.

3.  CAMPING IN THE LEFT LANE
Driving in the left lane and not passing cars is actually illegal and I don't care if you are doing 63 mph in a 55 if YOU are in the left lane and driving side by side with the car next to you for a couple minutes...then YOU are a jerk.  Get outta the left lane.
IT'S ILLEGAL

2. CROWDING AROUND THE CAROUSEL AS YOU WAIT TO PICK UP YOUR LUGGAGE.

This is a personal pet peeve of mine that happens EVERY time I fly and having spent many years touring on the road I have seen this far too many times.  What,  you can't see your luggage from 5 feet away?  Nooooo, you have to stand shoulder to shoulder with each other with your shins pressed firmly against the edge.  You know why it's a problem?  Because when MY luggage comes out before your baggage does I have to gently nudge my way in and usually my huge ass suitcase WILL hit you as I pull it off.  Seriously...back up. Just a couple feet and it will all work out so much smoother.
Airport Luggage Carousel Etiquette 

1.  THROWING YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS ON THE GROUND
The world is not your ashtray.  You want to do that on the floor of your house fine with me but don't do it in my city Ass-hat!